when you looking at your bank transactions like
"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"
the realest post on tumblr.
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
Mom burns scalp with flat iron/ hot comb as a child...
- Me: *screams from intense heat on my scalp*
- Mom: That's just the heat
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL